Because I should be writing a paper...

I wanted to post this before I forget.  My professor shared this with us in class.  

After it was graded and the child brought it home, she returned to school the next day with the following note:

Dear Mrs. Smith,

I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer. 
I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.
From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.

Sincerely,
Mrs. Jones

Ah, yes. It's funny how we look at things. Chew on that for a while, and I'll get back to this paper that's due tomorrow. :(

Cheers