If you don't know this already, I have the greatest job in the world.
Sometimes I have the sense to carry around a pad of paper and a pen to jot down all of the things I hear all day long.
Here are a few:
I am calling Bingo, holding a huge Bingo card up for everyone to see the letter and number:
P: Do you type? You use your fingers so well.
P: You have nice hands.
During stretch, talking about a co-worker:
S: Watch out for her. I knew her from the pen.
A co-worker talking about food:
K: Did you bake all of those pies and cakes?
S: Well, no! That's for poor people!
A conversation in the hallway:
Me: Can you talk out of the side of your mouth? (talking out of the side of my mouth)
L: Yes (talking out of the side of her mouth)
Me: Let's have a whole conversation like this. (talking out of the side of my mouth)
L: When? (talking out of the side of her mouth)
Me: Now! (talking out of the side of my mouth)
L: Let's hope we don't piss anyone off. (talking out of the side of her mouth)
Referring to my new hair:
D: I like your hair... sometimes.
D: Does it wash out?
I showed her the food I was chewing in my mouth:
D: You're revolting!
If that didn't make you laugh, check out this blog. (Single Dad Laughing CRACKS ME UP!)
If you're too lazy to do that, just watch this:
I showed this to people at work, so I've seen it about... seven times? I'm still laughing at it. You know you want to try it. I did-- all day. And so did everyone else. HILARIOUS.
Have a lovely weekend! Cheers!