Friday, June 24, 2011

Antho Puts Liz In Her Place: A Short Story

My friend Patty told me that she stopped reading my blog posts halfway through because they're too logical/complicated. In honor of her, and perhaps anyone else reading my posts, here is a very short, easy post to read:

I hate doing laundry. HATE HATE HATE
More than doing laundry, I despise putting it away once it's clean.

You know what else I hate?
When Anthony sits on my clean clothes that are on the couch.

"You have no one to blame but yourself. I am the one using the couch for its intended purposes."

Touche, salesman.

Okay, so I'm not perfect.


Live Joyful said...

I hate laundry too.
I actually talked to my pastor about it.
No joke.
I don't think God gave me the grace to do laundry.
It takes ALL my energy.

Glad I'm not the only one!
Thanks for making me laugh.

amyschmamey said...

My brother. Now to debate whether he is full of conventional wisdom or if he is just a smart a$$. I choose the latter ;) Love you both. This made me giggle. :)

Katie said...

Haha, brilliant! There's not much you can say in response to that. I love reading your writing, both long and short stories. :)

Lillian said...

I still can't believe my phone ate my comment last night!!

I'm with you on the laundry. But I hate dirty clothes more. Ha. And I promise you if I left our laundry on the couch, I'd have to wash it again cuz my furry kids would be all up in it and snuggled deep!!

You just keep right on writing those fabulous long blogs. I read every word and love your deep thoughts. You write very well. I may not comment on all of them but I read them all and love them!!

Breeanna @ a brilliant melody said...

Laundry is my most hated chore. I try to do it once a week, and there are still at least 4 loads! Then there's the mountain of clothes to fold. Yuck!

The Tame Lion said...

Cool! You and I have more in common than I thought. :)

Amylou said...

laundry is actually my favorite. I don't like getting my hands dirty so dusting with dusting spray and dishes are my least favorite. That greasy slimy texture is no good at all.
Anothony's quotes crack me up! You should let him guest blog or something! LOL