Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Anthony's least favorite part about me

If you've met me, you've met "the turkey" and "the snail." 
This was not my idea. I think I got it from some summer camp I was a camp counselor at, or something... 
Anyway, I have definitely passed this knowledge on, and it is only fitting that I pass it along to you, bloggers. 

These pictures were taken on Photo Booth on my laptop, so they look SUPER crappy. Really, I should have waited for Amy to work her magic with her camera, but I just couldn't wait to share this with you. Not really. I'm just too lazy to take the time to look cute to get my picture taken. So this is what you get. 

1. Go in for your typical high five.

2. Right before you're about to do "the clap," make your hand into a fist with your thumb sticking out.

3. After they look at you incredulously, say, "Turkey." They will either be amazed by your skills or incredibly annoyed.

And now, for "the snail."

1. Go in for a "pound it."

2. Right before you're about to fist-bump somebody, make your hand into a fist with your pointer and index fingers pointing outward, kind of like an awkward "peace out" situation.

3. After they look at you in astonishment, say, "Snail." Again, they'll either be enthralled by your talent or bothered by your childish behavior.

See, I'm not always thoughtful and melancholy. I can be fun. Right? Ha.

You love this. I know you do. 
Ant hates it. He gets this kind of a look whenever I trick him:

Okay, not really. It's more of an eye roll, I guess.

But seriously-- it's fun. You should try it.

Cheers :)


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I like your blog!...Daniel

Heather said...

hahahaha cute angry face.

I hate it as well. But this made me laugh.

Good day to you.

Shewearscrazywell said...

Ha ha ha! Love yous! :) Hearts, janna lynn

amyschmamey said...

I LOOOOOVE the snail and the turkey! I was definitely impressed with your wit. :). This is an awesome post and you don't need my pictures. Yours are great!

kenzie said...

hahaha. holy moly, you are cute.

Lillian said...

Hahaha I love it! On of our pastor's does the snail all the time but he doesn't call it the snail, so next time he does it I'm going to call it that!

You're pictures are great!

chloe.anne said...

Congratulations Liz! You won the cute owl earings :) If you could send me your details I'll post it off to you!
Thanks for entering and following my blog

Chloe Anne

Gwiddle said...

Hahahahah. Nerd. Jk I love you, and next time I am in a fist bumpin situation I will most def be doin' deez moves. bahaha. I love 30 rock and you.

Jenny said...

Just wanted to say hi. First time visiting your blog, and I have to say I fuckin LOVE IT!! :D

Rock on! I shall return!

m&m said...

Hahah was that from super summer?

la petite lydia said...

That is awesome! Love it. I was introduced to the snail through Amy and Dave. They were telling me about it.

You're awesome!

Uhm, hang out soon?

Mandy said...

Haha! My friends and I do this too. And we've got many others we've come up with. I'm not good at remembering to do it, though. I actually get turkey-ed all the time! ;)

CaliChic143 said...

Hehehe! Oh Liz, I <3 this about you! The turkey and the snail rock.... but no where near as much as you rock!! :-)
...and your blog & these pics are perfect!!
I saw this as Nate n I were on our way home from MS last night and told him about it (since he was driving at the time) and we both had a laugh because the snail and the turkey and this blog and you are awesome.
The End.

Gale said...

hahhah! you're funny..thank you for that. i love it and i'm going to show jeff.

Breeanna @ a brilliant melody said...

I learned something new! I might have to try these :)